Thursday, January 31, 2008

Tricky Predicament

"I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING GOOD TO THINK ABOUT."

Troubling words from my frustrated Grandfather on his nights of tossing and turning due to his recent inability to sleep any more than 2 to 3 hours.   Getting old can't be easy.  I told him he should think about working the graveyard shift at the the fill up station, only to be sternly informed that they close at 9.  Oh well.   

 
Also a recent comment has  asked me to find out why people live up here in this cold, cold weather.  From what I can deduce it is their love for knitted headwear.  They are absolutely crazy about it.
                        

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Extreme Weathering

  What was once an exaggerated and romanticized enclosure has become a reality. The weather has become extreme, down to negative 20 degrees and still dropping, accompanied by winds inducing negative 40 wind chills.  I am now a  prisoner in my cabin, more specifically confined to one bedroom small enough in volume for the floor heaters to combat the creeping fingers of the cold, slowly inching through the walls and windows, a struggle being lost throughout the rest of the cabin.  Personified in my minds eye for the first time ever, the winter cold has revealed a cruel and unrelenting face stalking around every corner (not too disimliar to Tom Coughlin's heinous sideline visage; sorry, sports reference).  Humbling in it's power, the blanketing freeze indiscriminately encompasses all, squeezing tightly and mercilessly doling out an inordinate share of purple nurples.  

   The paralyzing cold seems to me an outdated idea, something we have evolved past and defeated, so when I now look outside at the rolling images wavering in the thin bitter air I am transported to times of lore, to tragic accounts of  all consuming depression and loss.  This must be the dearth and vacuous role winter has come to symbolize and embody.  Reduced to a briefly debilitating annoyance in our modern times of furnaces, motorized vehicles and instant oatmeal, the cold's unrelenting force yet remains unquestioned. They say a man will be frostbitten within 12 minutes of exposure to these conditions.  Our meek flesh has no chance in resistance to the bitter truth, the cold will halt every function of life within our bodies, stop our blood in its necessary paths, and propel melodramatic metaphors and pretentious prose from the fingers.  

  The wind through my cabin sounds as if the rear engines have been switched on for take-off and I can't blame it for attempting an escape.  I, however, happily hunker down, button things up, boil water for my tea, pull down my beenie tighter over my ears, insert my earbuds, surround myself with books; completely captured, only myself and my ideas and a heightened sense of my own existence.  I say, let it blow, I welcome the opportunity to strengthen my resolve.  I am just thankful that I don't have a real job, as venturing out in that mess would really bite. It is cold out there. 

Saturday, January 26, 2008

The Fish House

Never eat a pickled egg from a jar at the drunken request of a 70 year old man mixing Keystone Light and Snow Grog Schnapps.  I don't know what other wisdom I obtained from the ice fishing party I attended out on Battle Lake.  Maybe I learned the more you bullshit with a man the better friend he becomes. Thanks for a good time you rotten old bums. I believe I have grown more hair on my chest.